I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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