tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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