Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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