They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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