your thong is hanging out like whoa
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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