There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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