Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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