I love black thongs
Just fell off a train. Bad.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
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dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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