At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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