i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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