can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Randomize