I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We have started to decorate penises.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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