it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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