my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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