How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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