xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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