I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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