haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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