why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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