I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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