I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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