idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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