Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I need to sanitize my soul.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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