i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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