OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So much Jack, so little girl.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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