We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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