Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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