Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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