The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
