and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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