I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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