how do flat chested girls get laid?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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