im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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