I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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