yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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