I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
