the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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