The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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