So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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