Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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