apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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