We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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