you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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