Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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