that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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