Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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