I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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