put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
How's work?
Spinning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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