Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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