i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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