YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
pop tarts are not kleenex
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Randomize
