I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Fuck appropriateness.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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