I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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